hiiiiiii! hiiiiiiii! hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!! hi everybody!!!!
" hiiiiiii! hiiiiiiii!
hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!! hi everybody!!!! do you like bears? i hope so cuz
we are bears!
our owners threw us away, that made us sooo sad. :(
so us bears got together and started a beary excellent band.
we had a hard time trying to learn how to play our instruments until we met
our new orchestra leader.
his name was Herr Konductor. he was kinda mean to us too :( but
not anymore
OMG WOWWW bigggg newsss well
Herr was bearhunting in east bearyland cuz hes a meanie and he shot at a bear
he saw but he missed the bear and then the bear got really mad and grabbed Herr
with his sharp claws and then ate Herr all up. then Berr saw us after he ate
Herr and asked if we were ok and we said yes and he said his name was Berr Konductor!!!
whatttt???? wowwwww!!!! thats crazzyyyy!!!then we found out he was a beary excellent
musician too, and he said he would help us tour around and be our new friend
and conductor, yaaaaaaaaaayyyy!!!!!
Berr Konductor is a big cutiepie but you gotta be careful. if he gets mad and
drinks his magic honey he turns into a savage beast, nothing can quench his
hunger for human flesh, he becomes...HERRBERR, destroyer
of manflesh
Well anyways, now we tour around and play shows! do you
want to come and see us?
look below for all the dates!!! wowwwwweee
weve played with Parquet Courts and just played at John Waters Mosswood
meltdown in Oakland with Bratmobile and Le Tigre and Gravy train
.wowww
it was so cool and Mr Waters introduced us omggggg. we also were in Shannon
Shaws video for Freddies and teddies and we were the teddies!!!! it was
super awesome!
you should come to see us! we can all sing and dance together.
that would be awesome awesome awesome
ok i gotta go drink some milk now! come and see us and bring your teddy bear
to the show plzzz!!!! ok?
ok byeeeee! byeeeeee!!!! byyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
love butterscotch "
NEW
2023!!!
upcoming fall tour shows
Fri 11/17 -
San Diego, CA - Til Two
https://www.addmi.com/e/teddy-bear-orchestra-NaqaTF0llWGjT_aASoE
Sat 11/18 - Los Angeles, CA - Alamo Drafthouse
https://www.prekindle.com/event/85151-teddy-bear-orchestra-x-chaki-the-funk-wizard-los-angeles
Sun 11/19 -
Palmdale, CA - Transplants
https://www.ticketweb.com/event/-teddy-bear-orchestra-with-transplants-brewing-company-tickets/13467308
Fri 12/01 -
Sacramento, CA - Cafe Colonial
https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/50708904/teddy-bear-orchestraand-guests-sacramento-cafe-colonial
Sat 12/2 Reno,NV -Alturas
https://www.universe.com/embed2/events/teddy-bear-orchestra-tickets-G4TSDB
Sat 12/16 Oakland, CA -Church of the Buzzard w/Rock N Roll Adventure Kids and high anxiety and fuzz kit be there!!
for booking contact nanotear@gmail.com
if you want us bears to come to your town!!! ok byeeeeee
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introducing
tbo!!!! photos below from mosswood
meltdown by Grant Kerber